Happy Birthday Michael :)
i was asked for advice on math. as a math major i feel like i am a reliable source.
Same Harry x
#’so probably tacos tonight #with the good beer we got at that place last year because it makes louis giggly #i want to kiss that little spot in the back of his head where his hair swirls he’s so cute #so yeah tacos #need to stop at the shop on the way home #i’ll try that new sauce #god he’s gonna fuck me on the kitchen floor tonight #note to self: wear sweatpants and turn all the pot handles toward the stove#safety first #if i don’t get my mouth around his cock for at least ten minutes i will not make dessert #well that’s my night sorted then’ (le-mon-face)
do you kiss your mom with that url
well i for one am fucking shocked
imAGINE IF 5SOS GOT DRUNK AND THERE WERE DRUNK TWEETS, DRUNK KEEKS, DRUNK INSTAGRAM VIDEOS, DRUNK SELFIES, DRUNK NUDES, DICK PICS OH
jENNY WHAT NO STOP
i can imagine luke being all pouty and sad when cal turns eighteen bc they will all go out drinking and clubbing and he will just be at home cuddling pengy in the corner of his room sobbing the lyrics to eighteen aw
tits out for da boys
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
we couldn’t afford a stripper to pop out of michael’s birthday cake so we just got luke to do it.
i cant believe chockers isnt a real word either what u just walk into a place and go “wow this is full” whyw ould u when u could go “maaate this joint is chockers”